June 2009
11 posts
WatchMy best friend is a taxidermied monkey named Bobo. I put a wig on its head so we can go to Times Square and slap naked cowboy’s bottoms together. But Bobo can’t because Bobo is not “alive.” Julia, sometimes I feel like these videos are just to make me feel bad about myself.
juliaallison:
This is one of my favorite TMIweekly episodes I think we’ve ever shot.
You have to...
Julia Allison Has No Idea What Work Is
You know what sucks? Working. Why would anyone want to if you didn’t have to? I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t help with charities either. I’d sit in my home in a pillow fort and eat frozen snickers bars, because their advertising campaign is getting to me. And I’d do puzzles. I like puzzles. Puzzles, with the TV on. AND THAT IS ALL I’D DO. Well, if people invited me to...
Jesus I hate to say this
antikris:
I’ve always stuck up for the way Julia Allison looked. Her looks shouldnt be a factor as to why everyone hates her. She’s a pretty girl. Well, tonight…I met her in person for the first time.
This is one of the most delusional people I have ever met. Let’s start off with the fact that she wore a crown to the party. Apparently she crowned herself the queen prior to the rulings....
Let Julia Allison be a lesson to you
bitcheslovethecheddar:
There really isn’t such thing as “internet fame.”
And if the closest you come to achieving this elusive and temporary state is to become a somewhat well-known in a relatively small Midwestern city, well, don’t let it go to your head too much.
The fall from stardom won’t be a long one, but it won’t be pretty.
Make sure you have a few friends left to catch you when...
Julia for Prom Queen!
Ilikejuliaallison never went to prom. I suspect in retrospect it had something to do with my scales, which the other kids told me made me “unique” “different” and “like a terrifying, disgusting alien from planet creepy.” Glamour shot! It’s cool. These days, I cover them with Jessica McClintock taffeta, which makes them look… fluffy. Which is a...
No one in the media is writing about Julia Allison...
(via juliasbadpress)
Julia’s Bad Press, you are a bag full of lies, despicable lies, you spill your untruths upon yourself! Apologize. Now.
May 2009
20 posts
WatchWhy has no one started a blog written by Lily?
i've been trying to figure out julia allison for...
mariellie:
why is she [internet] famous? i still don’t know.
Because she is a special snowflake.
Thank you for your interest.
She came home!
WELCOME BACK JULIA!
In your absence, the internet became a much less pink place. Which is to say it became a disgusting color that’s the opposite of pink. Hold on. I’m checking the color wheel. Oh, actually, the opposite of pink is green. I thought it would be more gross. Puce, maybe. I’m not sure what color puce actually is, but it sounds revolting, doesn’t it? Green is...
Maybe tomorrow will be better.
ILikeJuliaAllison is committed to liking every single thing Julia Allison writes, and clicking the corresponding “like” button on tumblr. But it can’t like the last two, it just can’t. Julia Allison’s “vacation” posts (a vacation from what? Too much love?) have twisted this blog’s heart into an empty tumblr heart, filled only with loss, fear and sorrow.
WatchSo I our “friends” (and by “friends” I mean “purveyors of poison” – if only there were a broken heart sign I could click on tumblr in reference to their posts) over at Julia’s Bad Press are stating that this video “endorses slavery.” First of all, it’s nothing like slavery. It’s like preying upon people who have poor decision making skills, but are still competent enough to do manual labor. Quite...
Today, we are famous!
http://julia.nonsociety.com/lifecast/112087184-0-4
FUCK YEAH JULIA ALLISON!
“Like the Terminator, Julia Allison belongs to everyone. Everyone, and no one....”
– The blog ILikeJuliaAllison, which is made up entirely of nice things about me. I never thought this day would come.
Although it occurs to me on second glance that the entire thing could be a study in sarcasm. No matter! I’ll take any positivity, even faked.
It’s like when you’re in a pissy mood...
The power and the glory
Reliable sources suspect that she uses bumpit. Further bulletins as events warrant.
In the inevitable ensuing joy coma all I can hope is that someone will be kind enough to play the Part of Your World lipdub until I lapse into another world altogether.
Has a cruel world filled with ugly people turned your love for JA into a love which dare not speak its name? Share your stories about liking Julia Allison here! Because you probably can’t share them with your judgmental friends.
