But Julia Allison's Hair is So Pretty

Because at this point, liking Julia Allison is an act of iconoclasm.

May 22
Gawker notes that Julia was not among her usual crowd in this picture from the Sea World trip. Silly Ryan Tate. Machines of positivity do not have a “usual crowd.” Like the Terminator, Julia Allison belongs to everyone. Everyone, and no one. Unlike the Terminator, she is not sent to destroy humanity, but to help it fashion its hair and eat cupcakes in a more attractive fashion.

Gawker notes that Julia was not among her usual crowd in this picture from the Sea World trip. Silly Ryan Tate. Machines of positivity do not have a “usual crowd.” Like the Terminator, Julia Allison belongs to everyone. Everyone, and no one. Unlike the Terminator, she is not sent to destroy humanity, but to help it fashion its hair and eat cupcakes in a more attractive fashion.